My name's Si and youtube has successfully ruined my life.

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funthot:

if you want a boy to like you, throw a watermelon at him

carlospalrner:

if this isnt how my love life starts i will be extremely disappointed  

Anonymous: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  • me: [walking past video game store]
  • me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
  • mom: no

teammuchrespect:

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i’m so emotional it’s 6pm don’t do this to me geoff

(Source: dynamicdumbasses)

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

(Source: missdontcare-x)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

dogebutt:

sceptre:

type trash with ur eyes closed

nash grier

echierook:

the-meta:

Every time I see MIchael Jones do something dangerous Im just “THIS IS THE ONE WHERE HE DIES MICHAEL PLS NO”.

HE WENT HEADFIRST INTO A TRASH CAN FULL OF FREEZING WATER AND ICE! HE DID A FUCKING KEG STAND OVER ICE COLD WATER FOR DONATIONS AND RESEARCH! MICHAEL VINCENT JONES IS GONNA DIE TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE OUT AND I AM SCARED